Monday, April 28, 2008

The Dark Side of Knitting

Oh Hello there darling. You....are.....GORGEOUS. I want to drape you over my shoulders and wear you day after day after day you sexy thang.

Um, oh, wow, this is awkward, wait...oh dear, I think you've caught yourself on something, have a little snag..oh dear...

OH dear....OH DEAR!!!!!!!! What HAPPENED to you? This is dreadful. What's that you say? Your Mum saw your injury and then locked you in a cupboard for 3 weeks? That's terrible lovey. But you know, your Mum is known for being a bit flighty and she is notorious for abandoning things when the going gets tough. Don't you worry though. Give her time and she'll come back to you.

1 comment:

Knittymuggins said...

Hee hee! What a cute post :) I hope "lovey" got all fixed up!